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Barack Obama has no problem avoiding conflict with…

Barack Obama has no problem avoiding conflict with people who create problems with conflict. #Apocalypse @BarackObama

The Zombie Apocalypse makes for entertaining telev…

The Zombie Apocalypse makes for entertaining television. Real apocalypses are ugly, condemn everyone and can’t be turned off at bedtime.

The search for quality, affordable healthcare is l…

The search for quality, affordable healthcare is like the search for a good, cheap lawyer… you get what you pay for. @HillaryClinton

When @HillaryClinton says “us” she really means “y…

When @HillaryClinton says “us” she really means “you”… #ImplicitBias #Racism

My work is not your fair share… #Socialism @Hill…

My work is not your fair share… #Socialism @HillaryClinton

It’s easy for a pathological liar to call even an…

It’s easy for a pathological liar to call even an honest man, a pathological liar… @HillaryClinton

Democrats will vote for @HillaryClinton in record…

Democrats will vote for @HillaryClinton in record numbers… until they step into the roller coaster and realize it was a big mistake.

If you don’t feel good about voting for Donald Tru…

If you don’t feel good about voting for Donald Trump, you’ll feel a lot worse voting for @HillaryClinton, instead. #GreaterOfTwoEvils

More seething tentacles than a Tsukiji octopus auc…

More seething tentacles than a Tsukiji octopus auction… #ThirtyMinutesHate twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…

More seething tentacles than a Tsukiji octopus auc…

More seething tentacles than a Tsukiji octopus auction… #ThirtyMinutesHate twitter.com/money/status/7…